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it's Brenda's turn to choose the challenge and she's saying, "Create Your Own Background!" which had me saying, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!". Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not saying it's a bad challenge, not at all. I'm saying it's a challenging challenge for me because I don't think I can claim I created my own background because I took a piece of patterned paper, cut it to size, and adhered it to a folded piece of cardstock. I'm almost certain that doesn't count. (:
Since stencilling and inking are both my kryptonite, I went with.....
.....an embossed image with added pencil colouring. I think that counts. (:
This is my second attempt at taking a good photo of this card, and I'm still not pleased with it. For the record, the cardstock is actual green, and not that dark of a green really, so I'm not sure why it's deciding to look black.
I feel like it's been a while since I've expounded here on my blog, so I think I'll do just that. Do you know what RBF means? In case you don't....RBF stands for Resting B%^ch Face. And I've got one. An absolutely epic one according to reports. And nobody told me about this UNTIL I WAS IN MY THIRTIES. I've had people tell me that when they first met me they thought I wanted to "straight up murder them". Yes, that is a direct quote. It's so bad that when we get a new player on our ball team someone gives them a heads up that my face and my personality don't really match, and to just ignore my face.
Now, you might wonder if having an RBF bothers me. Not overly. There are advantages to having an RBF. I generally don't get asked to do anything/volunteer because people think I'm a raging b%^ch. I don't get approached by people who are selling stuff coz my face has warned them off. My fantastic boss (who is also a very close friend now too) and I make funny jokes about it. Honestly, it's not something I really think about too much, so, for the most part, it's all good.
So, why am I going into such detail about my RBF? Well, I'll tell you. Lately, there have been times where I consciously try to have my face not be my face. I put on a different face. A more welcoming face. A more serene face. A face more fitting the situation it's currently in. And, I thought I was successful at this....until......
My passport is expiring at the end of this year, so I set about renewing it. Went to Walmart today to get a new passport photo, as is required. Stood in front of the white screen, arranged my head at a slight angle that I thought would be flattering, and put a pleasant expression on my face. You can't smile, of course, but I wanted to appear congenial, affable, and dare I say, approachable.....
.....and this was the result. Let's set aside the whole passport part because what's actually relevant is....THIS IS WHAT MY FACE DOES WHEN I'M TRYING TO LOOK MY FRIENDLIEST. I look like I just watched someone put ketchup on a cupcake. I look like I disapprove of your last three to four life choices even though I just met you. No, wait. What I really look like is that someone asked me to show them what my RBF looks like, and this is me showing them. Yikes. Begs the question, what in the frickity flippity flap does my face look like when it's actually RBFing? I don't think I ever want to know.
I realize it's definitely not part of their job description but I wish the Walmart Associate would've just said, "Um, is that the look you're going with?" But of course she didn't. She took one look at my face and said to herself, "Pffft...I don't get paid enough for that."
Why not give our challenge a go this week and join us? And, if you'd like more inspiration, be sure to check out what the
Girlfriends have made.
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