Thursday, July 21, 2011

OMG, it's sooooooo frickiiiiiiiiiiiin hot!

Please, nobody go back and look at my posts from spring when I was complaining about how cold it was. I wish it was spring. At least in the spring I could hide in my warm house. Now, I'm hiding in my super-hot house since it's super-hotter outside. Temp is 33°C. Temp with the Humidex is 44°C. (That's 111°F.) Temp in my bedroom 31°C. Temp in my kitchen 28°C.

I can't even talk without whining like a tired, hungry 6 year old stuck in front of a candy counter while shopping with her sugar-hating mom who's stopped to gossip with a cheek-pinching elderly busy-body who smells like cooked cabbage and feet.

I must say, there is something inherently wrong with making a Christmas card while sweat is running down your back into your butt crack. (Yep, I said butt crack. Bet that's the image you wanted in your head right now. And I'm just in the type of mood to start a fight if ya got a problem with that.)



Now, I promised my son I'd go out and get in our very-slightly-larger-than-a-kiddie-pool pool with him. It's probably hotter than a hot tub. Maybe I'll make him continually run around the inside of the pool so it will kinda be like whirlpool jets.

For:

Catch the Bug: sketch + Christmas
Stamp Something: Christmas in July
The Crazy Challenge: Christmas in July
Clear It Out: anything goes

10 comments:

  1. Like your cute introd to yourself. OK...you may not be a good drawer, but you are a great color and card creator. So so cute...wonderful job.

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  2. I'll swap with you it's mid summer here and no sign of sun or warmth so anytime you get fed up with the heat I'll swap lol love your card BTW loved the torn look to your papers too
    Jacki xx

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  3. adorable, I cant even think of christmas cards with this hear either, great card ;)

    Thanks for joining us at Clear It Out

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  4. Love the card it is hot here as well...card is grt love the colors and layout as well...thks for the encouragement you left on my blog....I will keep you posted...thks for sharing

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  5. This must be what "burn in Hell" feels like. And will likely be what I'll yell when I see the bill for all this pricy A/C.
    Cute Christmas card.

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  6. What a cute card - I love this image and your lovely coloration! Thank you for playing along with us this week at the crazy challenge! Good Luck, Dominique

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  7. What a wonderful christmas card :) Thank you for playing along with us this week at The Crazy Challenge hugs Rebecca

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  8. Your card is just fabulous! I love your paragraph about being a whiny 6 year-old (the cabbage and feet make me laugh!) =) I think a lot of us have been that way this week with the heat & humidity! Thanks so much for playin' along with us this week for the Catch The Bug Christmas In July Challenge with Bugaboo Stamps!
    Hugs & Happy Days! ~Min

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  9. Heh heh heh - love your comment about sweat running down your butt crack. I love this card - anyone would be grateful to receive this for Christmas. Hazel x

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  10. cute christmas card...I would like a video of your son running around the in side of the pool ..that would be a good one! ROFL
    Love your sense of humour.

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Okay, so ever since I started my blog (well, maybe not right from the get-go, it was probably a good six months or so before I realized you could change it from just "Leave your comment") I've tried to come up with something witty to type here.

*sitting with brow furrowed in concentration*...*staring at the ceiling while pursing lips*...*resting with head on hand while tapping foot*...

Nope, I still got nothing.