Wednesday, July 1, 2020

Summertime Fun @ Little Red Wagon

First of all....Happy Canada Day! I know celebrations aren't going to be the same as other years but I hope all my Canadian peeps have a wonderful - and safe - holiday today.

This week at


it's Kate's turn to choose the challenge and she's saying, "Summertime Fun!" which really doesn't need any explanation.

This is what I did....


As you can see, this guy (from Melonheadz Illustrating) is all set for a summer of fun. "School's Out" was really anticlimactic this year, of course, but I'm sure my two highschoolers are happy to be finished their courses for the summer.

I'm wondering.....does there come a point where I should just stop blaming lack of mojo for my subpar cards of late and start claiming I can no longer make good cards? I dunno.....

My friends, I gotta tell you what happened the other night. My daughter, L, came into my room and woke me up at 3:00am because there was a "really weird smell in her room". As I plodded to her bedroom I briefly wondered if we had perhaps caught a skunk in one of the live traps we had set up outside. [Side note: For the past five years or so we have had a groundhog living under our porch. I love my lil groundhog and I used to call him "My Fluffy Boy" (hommage to Captain Raymond Holt's Cheddar from Brooklyn Nine Nine)....but this year I stopped calling him that because "he" HAD BABIES! Seven groundhog babies! Omg, they are so cute....I almost DIED when I first saw them. Problem is, mom, dad and seven babies (who are now barely smaller than mom & dad), plus the family of three they invited to live under our shed meant that we had too many groundhogs making too many holes in our yard. So, we're re-homing them to a nice wooded area with a stream about 10 km away, hence the live traps. (Which makes me a bit sad but, unfortunately, it needs to be done.)] I dismissed the skunk idea though as I know, L knows, what skunk spray smells like.

As I stepped in her room, my nose crinkled up something fierce at the strange burnt plastic smell I was being assaulted with. Well, it turned out her fan was severely overheating and the covering over the motor was almost too hot to touch. I unplugged it and moved it out into the hall and she got settled back into bed.

On my way back to my room, I remembered how my brain acts at night. I knew that if I just went back to bed, I would just get nicely to sleep, and my subconscious would scream, "WHAT IF THE FAN IS NOW ON FIRE?!?!?" I, of course, wanted no part of that sudden, heart attack inducing wake up so I grabbed the fan with the intention of taking it down to set it on the porch outside. Once I got there, I knew on-the-porch would not be considered a safe spot for a flaming fan by my Night Brain so I slipped on a pair of shoes, and headed out the lawn a bit with it, content on putting it in a spot where it could spontaneously combust and do no harm to our home, vehicles, trees or other buildings.

As I walked, I had a sharp pain suddenly EXPLODE in my ankle. It confused me into a full stop. I paused for a second....I hadn't twisted or rolled my ankle. I hadn't been walking any differently then every other time I've ever walked, I was even wearing my shoes, not a pair of one of my two boys size 13s (because they always seem to be left on the mat). I shuffled a couple more steps, set the fan down, and gingerly returned to the house.

I managed to hobble up the stairs, get back into bed, it took some doing to get my ankle comfortable but I managed to start to drift off to sleep. Just as I was headed back into Dreamland though, I had an epiphany and I knew what happened to my ankle.

My body was protecting me. It was an innate survival mechanism, an alarm if you will.........to keep me from wandering too far away from my house without a bra on.

(:

Why don't you give our challenge a go this week and head on over to Little Red Wagon and link up? And, while you're there, be sure to check out the fabulous projects the other Girlfriends have created.

P.S. My ankle was fine by morning. And, my lesson was learned.

Also for:

Crafty Friends:  masculine
Aud Sentiments:  summer + sentiment
Cardz 4 Guyz:  red, white & blue

11 comments:

  1. Wonderful card,Jan and i like the patterned paper stripe with lots of summer activities on it. Also the glasses are perfect accents. Love it.

    Imke ~ MY CRAFTY PLACE

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  2. A super card and story. Thanks for joining Aud Sentiments challenge. Elaine

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  3. That "mom thing" can really catch up with you. Glad everything turned out OK. Happy Canada Day! Hope you get to celebrate in some way. Your card is darling. What a great card! I love the little melonheadz guy and I hope he doesn't get a prolonged summer. They are still trying to decide what to do about school here.

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  4. stunning job on the coloring and using the stencile as a background for the little boy. TY for playing with us at C4G

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  5. I think we stood in the same brain line in heaven when they were handing them out. I can so relate to your story!! So glad your daughter woke to the smell before the fan combusted in the house and the fire department had to come and see you in too-big shoes and no bra!!

    Your card is fabulous! What a cute little guy and those glasses are the perfect touch!

    Hope you enjoyed your Canada Day! We had an awesome time at my sister's place. The day was perfect!

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  6. ROFLMAO!!! Girl, you crack me up! I thought you were going to say you walked into a trap, or got bit by a snake. Glad it was nothing more than lack of a bra. Now who in the heck is going to see you braless at 3:00 a.m. in the morning in the country?! hihihihihihihihi

    Oh, now about the card...I think it's super cute and I love the eyeglass embellishments. I don't really have any mojo advice. You might think your cards aren't quite up to snuff, but I assure you, your readers can't tell the difference.

    Hope you had a great Canada Day!

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  7. I think this is my favorite of all your cards! Love the mix of patterns!

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  8. Great job colouring your cute school boy and I love the spec shaped paperclip embellishments.
    Thanks for sharing at Cardz4Guyz. :)

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  9. cute card....this year schools out is so very different!! I hope this nasty virus is done soon.
    take care,
    xx Karen

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  10. Fabulous colouring, great papers and I just love those spectacles!
    what's all this rubbish about your cards not being up to scratch? They're amazing as always - be proud. :)
    Lorraine

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  11. I love your card, great combo of patterns and those glasses are fab to complement your image, definitely not sub-par in any way! Your story made me chuckle too and so glad your ankle had recovered by morning! Thanks so much for joining us for the Aud Sentiments Challenge. I'm sorry it's taken me a while to comment, I hope we will see you again in the new challenge.
    Jenny Ginger Ninja Crafts xx
    https://gingerninjacrafts.wordpress.com/

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*sitting with brow furrowed in concentration*...*staring at the ceiling while pursing lips*...*resting with head on hand while tapping foot*...

Nope, I still got nothing.